[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. {you haven't?)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Lawl what?)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (lol, sleding...)
[x] You have been called a blonde (I am blonde...)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit. {Laughing too much. XD}

so far: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling {Doubt it.}

so far: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class {pfff...)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (It's not funny people just stare at you.)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice" {I've been told to stfu)

so far: 6

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (oh, my, god...)

so far: 8


[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (I fell asleep...)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Oh I find them alright.)
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total: 11

Multiply this by three and it is your percent!

Lawl, 33% retarded. Yay?